On that trip, I met up with an old friend from yesteryear--Old Chap. Back in the day, Old Chap, Cl. Panic, Green Thumbs McGillicutty, L. Woods, and I all worked in the same law firm. Old Chap was in the London office. One wintry day, we all flew to Washington, D.C., to participate in some training, and that's where we all met each other. We have kept in touch since then! It was one of only a handful of good things that came out of working in that firm.
Naturally, when I finally made my way to London, I called up Old Chap and off we went to have wonderful Pakistani food. We went to Tayyabs. O. M. G. This was so good. But Old Chap's food tips didn't end there. He also directed me to Fortnum & Mason, described by Old Chap as "the quintessential supplier of English goodies." Boy, he was not kidding.
On my last full day in London, I paid a visit to Fortnum & Mason and bought so many biscuits (cookies), teas, and jellies. Most were slated for gifts to friends and family. But I learned a valuable lesson: Send food gifts as soon as possible because, the longer you hold on to them, the more likely they will end up in your own stomach. There were two jellies (a hunter's marmalade and a rose jelly) that were slated for MonkeyPig and 3-Fish, respectively. Those did not survive long enough in the US to reach their intended destinations. So, I ordered replacements (plus other things) online. I kept the dark lime jelly (detailed description).Dutifully, I sent the goodies to their intended recipients. In advance of their arrival, I tell 3-Fish that I'm sending her a rose jelly. Well, guess who's too good for rose jellies and breakfast in general? So, I tell 3-Fish to send the rose jelly back if she's not going to eat it because I would eat it. The rose jelly was delivered back to my house yesterday. What's wrong with this picture? Yep, Mr. Nonny Nu had to pay the postman $1.55 because *somebody* didn't pay the full postage. But here is the treasure trove, complete with polar bear greeting card to Mr. Nonny Nu conveying a hateful but accurate complaint about a most beloved rabbit:
