Wah Toh's Egg Harvest

Message from Wah Toh: Finally all my feathered friends have joined the work force and are being productive. :-)

Congratulations to Coop No. 2 for fulfilling their destiny! The road to egg production hasn't been an easy one. At least one of their colleagues sacrificed her life for the cause. Let's remember those chicks who have come before and paved the path with a moment of silence.

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Now then, who wants omelets?? I do!

Bird Segregationists?

Who would've thought that the Civil Rights Movement completely bypassed the animal kingdom?

Last week, L. Woods and I took a little walk along a bayside trail.  We call this "birdwalking" because there are many birds along the trail.  There are pelicans, geese, and many other birds that I can't name.  Suffice it to say, this is a bird haven.

On the way back to the parking lot, we noticed a bunch of birds sitting along the shallow part of the bay.  Upon closer inspection, all the white birds were sitting on one side of an imaginary line, and all the brown birds were sitting on the other side.  Now, isn't that weird?  I guess birds of a feather do flock together!

(The second photo is the one with the birds.)

Mutant Onions Attack

(Nu Warren, Sept. 7, 2010)

In April of this year, an invasive strain of sugar snap peas appeared in The Nu Warren, triggering meth-like addiction throughout the land.  This Saturday, a pair of mutant onions were captured at the local SaveMart.

Nonny Nu, long-time resident of The Nu Warren, discovered the two militant onions during a grocery run.  "They were mixed in with the rest of the red onions.  I was wading through the pile, as is the rabbit custom for selecting produce."

It is believed that the mutant onions' anger stems from Friends' showering of support and praise for non-onion vegetables.  Under interrogation, one terrorist said, "It's just not fair!  You all talk loud and draw a crowd about how you just LOVE veggies, but you never give us any airtime!  What did you expect us to do?  We're gonna be in your face, like it or not!"

Seconds the second onion, "F_ck, yeah!"

Nonny Nu described the fear and indignation she felt upon discovering the onions: "You know, I wasn't expecting this.  I didn't come to SaveMart to be assaulted.  I was THIS CLOSE to being battered if not for my keen rabbit eyesight.  I was just rummaging through the pile to select the nicest, juiciest red onion.  Lo and behold, that one on the right just snapped at me!  If I didn't see him in time, he would've bit my paw clear off.  Then, who would be writing this post?"

Nonny immediately and gingerly scooped up the two onions, who have begun to refer to themselves a "freedom fighters," and brought them in for questioning.  They will be transported in a secure container to Dr. Green Thumbs McGillicutty for examination, etc.  (You can guess what the "etc." refers to.)

Happy Polar Bear BD

Happy Birthday!!! I am sure you had more than letuce on your cake.

MP

Happy Birthday, Mr. Nonny Nu!

Forty-one years ago, a very special bear was born.  No one knew at the time that this bear would go on to become the best bartender/interior designer/cartoon voice actor/BBQer that the Silicon Valley had ever seen.  We all know him as Mr. Nonny Nu, but to his rabbit, he will always be "Bobo."

Bobs, here's a very nice seal cake for your bearmach.  I hope that you will like it and enjoy it as though it were a pre-pounced seal.  Look at the hopelessness in its eyes!  It truly understands that resistance is futile.

Many many happy bear years ahead for you!

Your ding,
nn